Selected Humor Writing
The New Yorker
Obscure Familial Relations, Explained (Dec. 9, 2024 Print Edition)
Your Personality, as Explained on Twitter by One Extremely Specific Aspect of Your Childhood
Excerpts From Poseidon’s Boat Blog
Hello, I’d Like To Network At You
Circumstances In Which I Will Not Pet Your Dog
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
An Evening Of Carnal Delights As Envisioned By My 10-Year-Old Self
Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”